1. I stabbed myself with a staple and am now bleeding. I don’t know how I feel about this. 

  2. kyrianne:

    3 panel triptych still life entitled Meow Mix, 8x30 in. The photos are unbearably tiny, but you can still kind of see the detail.

    My girlfriend did this. Look at how pretty it is.

  3. In my mind, uu’s all give me you/Roxy, and Dirk’s like, yeah, sure, boom: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/smuut2.gif

    And then uu’s all give me Jane/Jake, and Dirk’s like, not a problem, boom: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/smuut7.gif

    And then uu’s all give me Jane/Roxy, and Dirk’s like, I am totally on that, boom: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/smuut17.gif

    And then uu’s all give me you/Jake. Dirk? Are you still there? Where did you go?

    And finally Dirk comes back and is like, I gave of myself to deliver this unto you: http://thejotaku.tumblr.com/post/22802253868/i-woke-up-with-this-song-stuck-in-my-head-out-of

  4. A Dangerous Game

    Homestuck AU, Dirk/Jake with some Jane, 8,950 words


    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are bored. Not just in this moment as you go about making a sandwich to fulfill your tiresome daily needs, but existentially. The vast majority of your life you have spent being bored. You were too smart for friends as a child, or so you believed and it’s not a belief you’ve ever outgrown. You tried filling your life with whatever thrills the millions of dollars your movie mogul brother left you, but even those grew old much too fast. 

    The only thing that keeps you from being bored in every second of every day is the boy currently hanging from the ceiling behind you, apparently under the mistaken impression that he’s about to surprise you with a sneak attack. You are so very glad you decided to keep him when you found him on that island.

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  5. The Draconian Dignitary is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters. I feel bad for barely even knowing who he was prior to these updates. 

  6. You guys. I don’t think some of you understand. Maybe you should read this.

    stale-brain-cake:

    0scharlachrot0:

    captain-tsundere:

    reanimatrix:

    tayloriusrex:

    Obama stepped out and supported gay marriage. Now we have to step out and support him. For every independent and conservative vote he just lost, we need to make up for it with an independent or progressive vote.

    I am fucking serious as fuck right now. Please don’t think this was easy for him. You’re going to have to get out there and vote in November, or this doesn’t mean shit.

    If Obama is going to bat for the LGBT community then everyone in favor of gay marriage needs to go to bat for Obama.


    You may feel lukewarm about him. You may not like him. But I can tell you for a certainty, his opponents do not support you. They do not have your interests in heart. And they are going to try to stop you, from getting the rights you deserve as a fucking human being.

    If you want to be horrified, consider this: they took DOWN the comments section, on the FOX news page that reported on this, because it was so rife with racism and homophobia. Fox. Took it down. Because it was too disgusting.

    THIS is the original title to their article, which they later edited at 4pm:

    Here are some important quotes from his interview:

    “I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”

    and

    “It’s interesting, some of this is also generational. You know when I go to college campuses, sometimes I talk to college Republicans who think that I have terrible policies on the economy, on foreign policy, but are very clear that when it comes to same sex equality or, you know, believe in equality. They are much more comfortable with it. You know, Malia and Sasha, they have friends whose parents are same-sex couples. There have been times where Michelle and I have been sitting around the dinner table and we’re talking about their friends and their parents and Malia and Sasha, it wouldn’t dawn on them that somehow their friends’ parents would be treated differently. It doesn’t make sense to them and frankly, that’s the kind of thing that prompts a change in perspective.”

    In a time where a man can go on the news and say that letting women vote was a mistake (don’t believe me?), this, I feel, is something we really need to pull together on.

    Please. Do not underestimate your power as a voter—politicians are counting on the fact that young people has atrocious turnout for elections, especially local ones. Donate to his campaign here. Do not wait to register to vote—you can register at rock the vote. And most of all, pass it around to your friends. To your family, to everyone you fucking know. This is important. We have to make it understood that we support the person who stands with us. If we don’t, then he will have put himself on the proverbial chopping block in the media for nothing. Supporting marriage equality has historically been political poison. No more. It needs to end here, with us. We need to be the ones to make the change happen. And we can. Yes we can.

    ^

    I usually try to stay away from politics on my blog, but I think this is extremely important. Many people accused me of being “blind” or jumping on a bandwagon to support Obama after he declared for same-sex marriage yesterday. And get this: I’m not dumb. I realize that Obama may just be declaring during a time when he needs the votes. But guess what? He still supports my rights as a human being, whereas the other candidates barely see me as a human, and certainly not one as deserving the same rights as other, heterosexual ones.

    I’ll support Obama simply because he sees me as a human being, simply because he would not be disgusted by my attempts to, perhaps one day, marry a woman. I feel like he would invite me and my girlfriend into his home for dinner, and I can’t say that for the other candidates. If I couldn’t even get along with them… why would I vote for them?

    Voting for Obama, the only sane candidate.

    I’d like to be able to get married someday.  Oh, and I’m also for all human beings having basic rights.  So there’s that.

    Obama hasn’t been a perfect president, but I am always going to vote for someone who stands up for my rights as a woman and as an lgbt individual regardless of almost any other issue. The only exceptions here are like nuclear war, genocide, and the coming zombie apocalypse. 

  7. Hey guys, I know it’s been awhile since I posted anything of note, but I’ve got some pretty awesome things in the works (if I do say so myself), so those should be showing up within the next couple of weeks. In progress works include a dirkjake short story, a dirkjake multichapter story, some dirkjake art /coughihaveaproblemcough/, and for those of you who followed me before I became obsessed with Homestuck (I’m so sorry), a vlog and a new page for Zick.

    Now I need to get back to staring into space thinking about characters, I MEAN WRITING.

  8. This is what Homestuck has done to me. 

    I reached this part and I thought

    What does this number mean?

    How will it be important? 

  9. In all my years of consuming media, I have never been as invested in any ship as I am  in DirkJake. 

    • Me: Has anyone ever actually died in Homestuck? Like permanently gone forever died?
    • Ky: EVERYONE
    • Ky: ON
    • Ky: EARTH
    • Me: Oh, yeah.

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I'm a professional writer with ten million side projects, including my zombie webcomic and vlog. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Homestuck, so fanworks of that will pop up on occassion. I'm rarely serious, so if anything I say personally insults you, I want you to assume that I was making a poorly defined joke.

You should also probably know that my name is Michelle, since I talk about myself in third person a lot and I don't want you to get confused about who this Michelle person is.

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